38mm - Elderberry Titan (Limited Production - Green)
38mm - Elderberry Titan (Limited Production - Green)
This isn’t a fitness tool, it’s a cry for help in rope form. Why would you even want such a heavy rope?! The Elderberry Titan is the heaviest rope we've ever made, and frankly, it’s ridiculous. It doesn’t flow - it orbits! Swing it, and you’ll question your life choices, your shoulder joints, and possibly gravity.
This rope doesn’t care about your form. It creates its own form. This rope doesn’t just test your grip, it takes your grip out back and has a “character-building conversation” with it. Your fingers will file complaints. Your forearms will consider unionizing. The Titan will win.
Use it to train. Use it to anchor a ship. Use it to ward off debt collectors.
Elderberry Titan. Gravity has entered the chat.
| Specification | Details |
|---|---|
| Material | Condensed gravity and unpaid taxes |
| Feel | Like the bridge cables from the Golden Gate |
| Firmness | As soft as a lullaby, until it smacks you awake |
| Diameter | 38mm | 1.5in |
| Weight | ~2.5kg | 5.5lbs (dangerously heavy) |
| Ideal Use | To drag the earth into rotation |
IMPORTANT
- You won't be able to adjust the length of your heavy rope with knots.
- For heavy ropes, it's recommended to select a length that's 1ft less than your standard rope.
Sizing (Measured handle to handle)
- Medium: Standard size, suitable for most individuals between 5ft 6in - 6ft (168-182cm)
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