38mm - Elderberry Titan (Limited Production - Orange w/cosmetic blemish)

$300.00 CAD

~~$330.00 CAD~~ $300.00 CAD

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Black marker stain where I mislabeled where to cut the rope. Otherwise perfectly new.

Whipped handles look slightly different because they are triple protected: Rubberized hocky grip + Whipped with paracord + Shrink tubing end caps.

This isn’t a fitness tool, it’s a cry for help in rope form. Why would you even want such a heavy rope?! The Elderberry Titan is the heaviest rope we've ever made, and frankly, it’s ridiculous. It doesn’t flow - it orbits! Swing it, and you’ll question your life choices, your shoulder joints, and possibly gravity.

This rope doesn’t care about your form. It creates its own form. This rope doesn’t just test your grip, it takes your grip out back and has a “character-building conversation” with it. Your fingers will file complaints. Your forearms will consider unionizing. The Titan will win.

Use it to train. Use it to anchor a ship. Use it to ward off debt collectors.

Elderberry Titan. Gravity has entered the chat.

Specification	Details
Material	Condensed gravity and unpaid taxes
Feel	Like the bridge cables from the Golden Gate
Firmness	As soft as a lullaby, until it smacks you awake
Diameter	38mm \| 1.5in
Weight	~2.5kg \| 5.5lbs (dangerously heavy)
Ideal Use	To drag the earth into rotation

IMPORTANT

You won't be able to adjust the length of your heavy rope with knots.
For heavy ropes, it's recommended to select a length that's 1ft less than your standard rope.

Sizing (Measured handle to handle)